review

Belinda Blinked

by Rocky Flintstone

How do I rate this? I did of course consume this book through the hilarious podcast ‘My Dad Wrote A Porno’. It had me laughing out loud in airports, supermarkets, and on my commute. For that reason, I highly recommend it.
However, I certainly can’t recommend that anyone ingest it raw, or for its intented purpose.

Comedic devices I will be stealing:

  • Adding ‘for which they did not apologise’ to phrases that do not warrant it.

    • e.g. "She was wearing black stockings, for which she did not apologise"
  • Implying the existence of an alternative entity by being overly specific.

    • e.g. "Breast nipples"